Marcus and New Year's Eve

So, I can't exactly recall what year this was, but it was New Year's Eve.  Let's just say this was 2010 going into 2011.  That's the timeframe we're sticking with.  And there is the story of Marcus*

On New Year's Eve, my friends and I typically go out in New Brunswick because it's $100 for two clubs, open bar until 12 and the club is open until around 6.  What we used to do is we would pre-game at James' house then around 10, we would call for two cabs from his house to the club (because we're smart like that).  We started to pre-game and then called the cabs.  Marcus is pregaming a little TOO hard, but at this point...it's New Year's Eve.  Most people's goal on this evening is to get as smashed as possible, without going overboard.  But, this is Marcus we're talking about.

We get to the area and we're in the upstairs club called Glo.  Glo is pretty much just shaped like a really narrow walk-in closet.  Just long and not really wide.  We start to engage in the free likka (because we paid $100 bucks for open bar and damnit, open bars shall be had!!!) and just generally having a great time.  Except for Marcus.  Marcus decides he's gonna go puke in the corner.  ::please note that everything from here on out is second-hand knowledge because from my friend because I was too busy being fuckin awesome to worry::

Then, marcus said that he had to go to the bathroom.  But APPARENTLY he went into the wrong one and wound up throwing up in the sink of the girls bathroom.  THEN Fred decides all he needs is to take a little nap, so he sits on the couch and proceeds to go to sleep.  Big ol' bouncer boy comes and wakes him up, then tells him that he has to go.  My friend David is with Marcus and he's putting up a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fuss.  They escort Marcus outside and he is ranting and raving about how he wants a refund because he didn't get to enjoy himself, how the bouncers were rude because all he needed to do was just take a quick nap and they didn't leave him alone.  Marcus went so far as to call the police because he knows "the chief of police for New Brunswick" and say they stole his money and he wanted a refund.  David is just looking at Marcus in disbelief at this point.  Then Marcus decided that he was going to go to another club down the street because he knows the owner and he wouldn't have to pay.  David went with Marcus and when they got to the other place...the owner told Marcus that he had to pay like $50, which I believe he did, because David came back alone.  I don't think I still know the full story about what happened to Marcus after that, but the moral of the story is...don't pre-game so hard you miss the actual party.  Because it would suck to be stuck in a cop car on New Year's Eve.

*I changed his name because...well, who wants to be known as the boy who puked in the girls bathroom and then got kicked out the club lol