Blog 3 - Raise Your Hand If You Like Black People

I just recalled another favorite story of mine that occurs on the home turf of New Brunswick. I actually think a lot of my stories happen there. It's great times. So anyways. Back to the story. Since New Brunswick is the home of Rutgers University, the downtown area of the city is college-oriented. There is a street called Easton Ave and this street is nightlight oriented. There are bars and various eateries to supply the kids who are drunk and those that live in off-campus housing. My big group of friends and I decided to go partake into getting some of the infamous Fat Sammiches.

Story Break: Let me tell you what a Fat Sammich is. We have these places called the Grease Trucks that sell heart attacks on sub rolls (and for you terrorists, it's called a SUB...not a gatdamn hoagie!!!). For example, there is a Fat Sammich that I love called a Fat Bitch...and it's got chicken fingers, french fries, mozzarella sticks, lettuce, mayo, ketchup on it. You only eat this probably about once every three months. AND THEY ARE DELISHUS!!! Get you a piece of the website: www.greasetrucks.com. There are restaurants on the strip that sell the same sammiches. Below, please find a picture of how to make a Fat Darrell.

Now, back to the story!!!

So, I was with Paula, James, Dante, Juan, Garrett, Sharon, Yvonne, Frank, Mike and I feel like there might have been more people. We are all waiting outside of RU Grill for our Fat Sammiches. Outside of RU Grill, there is a bench in front of the restaurant. Yvonne, Paula, James and myself are sitting on the bench and everyone else is standing on the other side of the sidewalk. There are two girls coming down the sidewalk and what does Paula say? "RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!!" Hands go up on both sides of the sidewalk as the white girls walk through to the sound of "OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YA'LL DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLLLLLLLLE!!!"

About 20 minutes later, we're still waiting for the rest of the sammiches when Paula tells some guy sitting at a bench in RU Grill to "show me your nuts". But that's a story for a different day.

Oh yeah. Please note that the names have been changed to protect the innocent..and keep people's new fiances, girlfriends and wives from finding out about their secret single past lol.